March 3, 2012
I was awakened at 2:30 a.m. by my 6 year
old asking to get in bed with me. Half
asleep I motioned for him to climb in by lifting the duvet only to discover his
3 year old brother was already there.
The 6 year old squeezed in anyway.
This upset the little one who moaned and climbed on top of his big
brother. This isn’t going to work, I
thought to myself. So, I climbed over
both of them, hoisted the little one up into my arms and stumbled through the
darkness towards his bedroom.
After depositing the little guy
back into his own bed I padded back across the hall and climbed back into my
bed. I snuggled up with the 6 year old
only to have him start coughing in my face.
Great. I wondered how long it
would be before I started in with a cough too.
I rolled over and tried my best to get back to sleep. 3:00 a.m.
Lying with my eyes closed thinking about yesterdays skiing adventures. 3:26 a.m.
Lying with my eyes closed wondering if it is raining or if the dripping
water is from the melting snow. 3:45
a.m. Thinking about school and what we
will do for Dr. Seuss week. 4:00
a.m. Decide to get out of bed and clean
house before kiddos wake up.
I head downstairs, let the dog out,
build a fire and make my way to the kitchen to make a pot of coffee. I
press the button to grind the coffee beans…empty. I head
downstairs to the garage to get the freshly roasted coffee beans that I am sure
my husband has forgotten to bring up. NO
COFFEE BEANS! Grrrrrrr...
Returning to the kitchen I search
the freezer for the emergency Costco bag of coffee beans. Nothing.
I decide to clean out the fridge, inventory its contents and tidy up the
kitchen until 5:00 a.m. I grab the
“light” yogurt out of the fridge that I accidently purchased last week, put on
my blue puffy jacket and throw on a beanie cap.
Grabbing my keys I head out the door, down the driveway to the car. I am not dressed warm enough but I figure I
can tough it out for a quick trip to Safeway.
I pull into the deserted parking
lot. Two police cars sit side by
side. I grab my yogurt, purse and car
keys. Walking briskly to the entrance of
the store with my yogurt in hand I come face to face with a sign that says to
use the other entrance. It is sprinkling
and I am a little bit bummed because I have to walk 200 feet to the other
entrance, in the rain, in front of the police officers. I don’t know why this bothers me but it
does. When I get down to the other door
I stand in front of it waiting patiently for it to open. Nothing.
Waiting. Still nothing. I give the door a little push. It doesn’t budge. I imagine the police officers staring at me
wondering what the heck I think I am doing.
I walk back to the first entrance and read the “Hours of Operation” sign
thinking I probably should have read this first. 5 a.m. to midnight. I am pretty sure I left the house at 5 a.m.
but figure I must have read the clock wrong.
I walk back to the car and turn on my cell phone. 5:08. What the? I wait 5 more minutes. Read a text from my brother and answer
it. Not a sign of anyone.
I drive slowly past both entrances
and still don’t see a soul inside the store.
I decide to drive across town to Albertson’s thinking I will grab a cup
of coffee at one of the coffee shops along the way. Surely they are open at this hour. I notice Dutch Brother’s is open. Not my favorite so I drive on. Cup-of-Joe, closed. I like Cup-of-Joe, bummer. Albertson’s, closed. Starbucks looks open. I pull into the drive thru. No crackly, high pitched, “Welcome to
Starbucks, what can I get for you?” greets me.
I sit there for a moment. My
shoulders sag with disappointment when I realize no one is going to make me a
vanilla latte.
I drive back to Dutch Brother’s and
order a medium vanilla latte and medium coffee for my husband. As the drinks are being prepared I realize
that my husband is not going to like his coffee, it is an Americano. I should have gotten him a latte. Perhaps, in retrospect, I should have just
stayed in bed this morning.
Oh my. When you said you were getting up to clean house at 4am, I actually said out loud: "No!" (made my cat look at me with alarm)
ReplyDeleteThis is a wonderful slice. I'm there with you every step of the way, and desperate for some coffee by the end. Well done!
My whole family knows that I will do crazy things for my cup of Joe. I'm the only one who drinks it and I sometimes look like and act like a crazy fanatic to have it!
ReplyDeleteYour crafty wording strung me along your adventure. I do hope you were able to get coffee soon after. I loved the onomatopoeia you used. Grrr... hopefully tonight will be better with coffee awaiting in the morning.'
ReplyDeleteMaryHelen